queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

We have this in the US. It’s called Pittsburgh.

garageleague:

the monotonous mutterings of a standard NHL player intermission interview could put me to sleep